Beer & Skittles

I don't think that a blog with all this negativity is going to 'float'.

I will blog once a week (at least) ((but I make no promises)) 
about happy things. Like rainbows and shit.

Ok, here is a list of things that make me happy.

• ChildPerson - Always and Forever
• Cake - Yum
• BoyFriend Manfriend - He Said NOT to blog about him! (does this count?) He Also Says That He Is NOT a Boy, So Therefore Should Be Called 'ManFriend' UGH
• Sister David - My Favorite He/She
• Brother Tina - My Favorite LlamaBoy
• Family in General - When they Behave
• Cake - Yum
• Uncle Jim - Keeper of the 'Mote AND The Flippit Kid!!
• Chocolate - On or In Anything
• BFF - She Frikkin Rocks
• Puppies - Not Mutillated
• Music - All Kinds
• Pop Tarts - Brown Sugar or Raspberry (only with frosting)
• Birds - Parrots Specifically
• The Smell of Permanent Marker - Mmmmmm
• Beer - Makes the World Go 'Round
• Skittles - Taste the Rainbow Bitchez
• Nice People - Not Many Left
• Laughing at Old People - Is It SO Wrong?
• Walmart - And the Creatures That Lurk There
• Elmo - Yeah, From Sesame Street... What About It?
• Snuffy - See Above
• Dolphins - Not the Team, the Mammal
• Drunk People - Not Close to Me Though
• Pizza - NYC Style Trumps All Others
• Vacations - Anywhere But Here
• Rainbows - Oooooo.... Pretty
• Fireworks - Bang Bang BOOM!
• Cake - Yum
• Bouncing - Anywhere
• Wasting Time - Cuz I Can
• Blogging - See Above
• Eminem - He Makes Me Feel Better About My Life
• Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper - Needs No Explanation
• Stephen Lynch - YouTube Him
• Midgets - They're Like Little Miniature People
• Penis - The Word AND the Real Deal
• Gay Guys - They're Tho Thweet (done with limp hand)
• Volcanos - They're Explosive!
• Cake - Yum
• Ice Cream - See Above
• Autistic People - They Rock
• Movies - Better than TV
• Bubbles - Who doesn't like bubbles??

Ok, I'm done for now... but this is a pretty kick-ass list.
If you ever doubt that I have feelings, or that I can be happy then please refer back to this list.

Oh... and this isn't in any particular order. I just typed as my mind wandered to all of the things that make me happy.

Clearly I like midgets more than Elmo.
I do however like to imagine that there is a little midget inside of the Elmo suit. But I know that there isn't. Finding that out was like when I found out that there wasn't a fucking Easter Bunny. It all probably has a lot to do with the way that I am.