Davids Song

David is my sister. Enough said... join me in song!
I can't get music to upload... so hum the tune in your head.
Or fuck off... whatever.



This grown man he played one
He gropes midgets just for fun
With a knick knack willy whack
Give a fag a bone
This grown queer came pimpin home


This grown man he played two
He screwed a vagrant with no shoes
With a knick knack peter whack
Give a fag a bone
This grown fag came swishin home


This grown man he played three
He played fuck-stick with a tree
With a nut sack bitch slap
Give a fag a bone
This grown fag came limpin home


This grown man he played four
He sucked balls and wanted more
With a slurp slurp little burp
Give a fag a bone
This grown fag came skippin home


This grown man he played five
He cock rocked a bee hive
WIth a buzz buzz sting
Give a fag a bone
This sore fag came gimpin home


This grown man he played six
He kissed a man on the lips
With a smooch smooch lick
Give a fag a bone
This wet fag came puckerin home


This grown man he played seven
He won't make it into heaven
With a awww and an ouch
Give a fag a bone
This hott fag went burnin home


This grown man he played eight 
He found a fagot mate
With a flim flam slam slam
Give a fag a bone
This tired fag came rollin home


This grown man he played nine
He tried to fuck a lime
With a pump pump and a little hump
Give a fag a bone
This sour fag came juicin home


This grown maaaaaan... He played ten
The horse raped him and he raped a hen
WIth an ouch ouch ouch and a 
Cock a doodle doo
This yucky fag had a big poo poo




My little sister thinks that she is a boy named David.
She wears boxers and mens clothing.
It makes me sad inside my face.
And my little brother is a Llama.
His name is Tina.
My Mom is bald and smells like 
used band-aids and ocean water.
My family is about as normal as any.
I love them all... even David.