Things that make me angry / furious / really pissed off
- ChildPerson - Occasionally
- BoyFriend - Pretty often (Like When He Insists That I Shouldn't Blog About HIm... and if I do Then I Should Call Him 'ManFriend' Because He Isn't a Boy *See Yesterdays Post*) Is it Me or Does ManFriend Make Me Sound LIke a Whore?
- Cake - When I'm Decorating It
- Work - Idiots
- Cats - Little Fuckers Make Me Itch
- Welfare Abusors - Low-Life Scum
- Wife Beaters - The People, Not the Shirt
- People that Judge - Really? You're that Perfect? I Think NOT!
- Whiny Ass Little Cry Babies - Awww, It Didn't Go Your Way?? Poor Thing!
- Laziness - It's Becoming an Epidemic
- The Tax That I Pay On My Cell Phone Bill For Lazy Welfare Bitches To Have A Cell Phone - Seriously?? You Don't Have a FUCKING JOB and You NEED a Cell Phone?? I Better Stop Now.
- United Negro College Fund - And You're Against Segregation?? Maybe You Need College to Fully Understand How Rediculous This Is
- People That Have Lived Here, In America, For a Decade & Don't Speak English
- Pressing 1 For English - What Other Country Does This? In France do You Have to Press 1 For French? I Think Not.
- Pollution - How 'bout That Oil Spill?
- Taxes - I Love Having My Taxes Taxed!! Yay Government!!
- Government - It's No Different From Organized Crime
- Cats - Little Fuckers Make Me Itch
- Untrained Kids - If I tell a Kid to 'Sit' then it Should Sit
- Untrained Dogs - See Above
- Liars - Why Lie? What Exactly is the Point?
- Cheaters - See Above
- Drama - And the People that Can't Live Without it
- Cancer - Ten Different Medications for Impotance... Where Are Our Priorities??
- Bad Drivers - Get Off the Fuckin Road You Dip-Shit
- Cults - Grow Some Balls and Be an Individual
- Terrorists - Give it Up, We're Stronger and Will Kick Your Asses
- Anti-War Activists - Yeah... Good Idea, Let's Stop Attacking Them So That They Can Come HERE to Attack Us AGAIN... Cuz That Was Fun.
- Soccer - It's Not Even a Real Sport
- Cats - Little Fuckers Make Me Itch
- Skinny Bitches - EAT Something
- Hippies - Grow Up, Get a Job and Quit Being Stoned, You Aren't as Young as You Like to Pretend
- Rapists - Really? Go to ANY Bar, Wait Long Enough and SOMEONE Will Fuck You Willingly
- Ass-Kissers - Quit Blowin the Boss and Get Some Fucking Work Done
- Racist Pieces Of Shit - Everyone Bleeds Red, Wanna See?
- Car Repairs - Hate That Shit
- Buffalo - The Animal... Useless
- Drunk People - That Are Too Close to Me
- Throwing Up - If You Like to Throw Up Then There is CLEARLY Something Wrong With You
- Hospitals - Slow, Impersonal and Overpriced
- People in General - They Irk Me
- Peas - Love 'em, But They Are So Damn Roll-y
- Tolls - Greedy Ass Government
- Trolls - Crazy Hair
- Cats - Little Fuckers Make Me Itch
- Spiders - Nothing Should Have That Many Legs
- Snakes - Nothing Should Have NO Legs
- Spam - Both Email AND the 'Meat' in a Can
- Amputees - See Above
- Prisons - Just Kill 'em and Get it Over With So They Can Stop Livin on My Dollar (Ooooo... This Can Apply to Welfare Recipients Too!!))
I guess that I should stop before this gets too out of control. What's that? It has? Sorry (not really). Oh, you like cats? Yeah... I used to before I was allergic to them. If I touch a cat I start to itch all over and random shit starts swelling, and that just ain't right. Have you ever had your eyes swell shut? No? Then don't judge me you ass-pirate.
It's almost like those little fuckers know that I'm allergic too. I avoid them and they come closer and do that rub-on-your-leg thing. Great... now my clothes have allergy shit on them. Maybe my eyes will swell shut while I'm driving home and I'll spin out of control and kill everyone on the road... then will you be happy? No, of course you won't. Then please just get rid of the fuckin cat so that we can all live happily ever after.
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